Monday, April 20, 2009

WANT-ADS!

WANTED: SPIRITUAL BOOT CAMP DIRECTOR
Spiritual drill sergeant with a personality resembling M*A*S*H’s Major Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan. Must hold onward-Christian-soldier-types to the line with no-nonsense accountability in matters of Christian discipline.

WANTED: RAW FOOD CHEF
Raw cook well versed in fruit-and-vegetable juicing as well as all aspects of raw food preparation. Must be willing to take over shopping, preparation, and clean-up. Should be familiar with at least some major raw food lifestyle resources (such as Rev. George Malkmus as Hallelujah Acres, Dr. Lorraine Day, Paul Nison, Angela Stokes, the Talifero family, or others). Will share personal recipe file with plentiful meal-planning ideas.

WANTED: HOUSEKEEPER/LAUNDRESS
Meticulous housekeeper willing to maintain home, deck, hot tub, etc. as well as wash and iron clothes. Must also handle clean-up at lake house after visiting guests depart, and clean-up at Buck Creek house after paint jobs and other remodeling.

WANTED: EXPERIENCED MASSEUSE
Professional masseuse versed in reflexology and all methods of therapeutic massage. Must be available night or day (or middle of night) on all weekdays and weekends.

WANTED: COUNSELOR/FRIEND
Committed heart-level companion. Must be willing to intimately share the full scope of human life with all of its ups and downs from a perspective of grace and healing.



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Instructions: Please post all resumes here. Salaries negotiable; bartering (shared encouragement) preferred. Spiritual maturity/zeal appreciated. Applications will be reviewed and notification made promptly upon selection. Remuneration may compound significantly if single applicant assumes multiple positions.

1 comment:

jogomu said...

Can I have some re-moon-eration?? :-)