Monday, June 8, 2009

Muehlhausen Gazette (Headlines)

News headlines from today’s feature stories include the following. (Note: * indicates my personal events. Unfortunately headlines are all you get; no stories this time.)



*Caulk Disappears Into Cavernous Cracks

Electricity Disappears from House

Fritz Paints Bedroom Ceiling

*Beth Completes Vantage Editing Job (Barely on Time)

Freddy Begins Converting Electric to 400 AMP

*Lunch: Lake Fish Chowder and Organic BLT’s

Riley Swims in the Creek – Part I

*Priming Bedroom Trim Aggravates Carpal Tunnel

Freddy Works Harder; Electricity Returns to House

*Snacks Served to Guys on Back Porch Swing

Neighbor Drills Drain From Back Field to Our Creek

Riley Swims in the Creek – Part II

Freddy Works (You Already Know How Hard)

*Dinner: Lake Fish Plus Fixin’s – on the Porch

Freddy’s Works After Hours (What a Machine)

Riley Swims in the Creek – Part III

Fritz and Dick Repair Junky Lawn Mower

*Still Priming Bedroom Walls at 8:30

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